Runner: Hello, Mr. Stick.
Stick: Hello.
Runner: Are you a snake?
Stick: No.
Runner: Are you sure?
Stick: Yes, I'm quite sure.
Runner: Yes, you're sure you're not a snake? Or yes, you are a snake?
Stick: Yes, I am sure that I am not a snake. I'm just a stick. This is very obvious.
Runner: Oh, ok. I'll go around, then. Please don't bite me.
Stick: *slaps forehead*
Later on down the road...
Runner: Don't kick that rock. Don't kick that rock.
Rock: Don't kick me. Go around.
Runner: Don't kick that rock. Whatever you do.
Rock: You can do this.
Runner: *thud* F@#k! What the ***? Ow!
Rock: *shakes head*
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| Good to have trail friends out there. |
